Certified dork

[Certified dork]

Im opening my commissions

I WILL DRAW OC’s , Ships , mild gore and simple mechanisms (im talking steampunk and robot gore etc. no complicated mecha )

I WON’T DRAW NSWF , parings with inapropriate age gaps or with real people involved , fetishes , animals ( I can only kinda draw cats )

I can always decline the commission without providing explenantion.

You can find my other art under the tag #myart

The payment for a sketches , and icons is paid in advance if the commision is multiple steps the person is supossed to pay for the sketch and can send the rest of the money if they like the drawing and I will finish it and then if they want I can make background ( while the base price is 10 $ it can both go up and down depending on the complexity ) To get the commision you can talk to me in DM’s

The commissioner can edit the art I did for them as long as they credit me and the changes won’t be offensive

Reblogs are very apprieciated.😁

[Certified dork]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[navigatorwrongway]

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[taako-waititi]

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

[arkaniis]

i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.

[rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars]

no promise has ever been as legit as this one.

[carefulmisbehaving]

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[radiofreederry]

[mimic-the-octopus]

holy shit based

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[02void]

[homeboygirl]

their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port

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[cloverhighfive]

Originally posted by machetelanding

[scarf-it-box]

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

[ssjdebusk]

“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*

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[thysilus]

me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022

[thysilus]

wh…what?

[thysilus]

BRO??????????????

[thysilus]

u seein this shit, bedroom demon?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

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[lunapegasus]

The unofficial official Robotnik family tree!

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[jonsibn]

take it.

[curioscurio]

THIS IS A FREE DOWNLOADABLE PDF OF THE BOOK BTW you don't have to pay for it!!

[rowmaster3]

link above broken. got another here.

1. Download the zip
2. Extract
3. Password: Tumblrina
(my wife suggested it :3)

lemme know if it breaks again.

[Certified dork]

[cirrates]

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

[cirrates]

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

[pliskin]

[mythicfictionist]

nothing but respect for my ace king

[not-a-time-traveler]

Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.

[the-moth-and-the-grail]

nothing but respect for my ace pope

[Certified dork]

[bjornkram]

Everybody say "Thank you trans bears!" 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤

[bjornkram]

You're welcome btw

[bisexualbaker]

Okay so. Someone has probably done this before? But I couldn’t stand the thought of it not existing, so I made it anyway just in case. I hope it's not too visually jarring!

[Image: The Bear Pride flag, but the bear paw in the upper left corner is now the Trans Pride flag, like a trans bear has left his stamp of bear-ish approval on the flag. End ID.]

[bjornkram]

FUCK YEAH

[bisexualbaker]

@verycoordinatedmoths says:

 i need an nb version 

I gotchu covered 👍

[Image: Same as above, but the pawprint is now nonbinary, and the bear may be using different pronouns; end ID.]

I was planning to make one for a bunch more nonbinary/genderqueer flags and posting them all at once, but something came up so the rest will have to wait a few hours. Currently planned:

• Genderqueer
• Genderfluid
• Genderflux
• Agender
• Demiboy

If there’s an other bear gender identities that have flags that someone wants, let me know and I’ll see what I can do! I’ll even do a bear-gender Bear Pride flag if someone wants it 😉

[kingscrown666]

Made this during Pride month and now I get to use it again (note the flag)

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Several photos of large ursine bears (as opposed to human bears) arranged in a collage. "If not fren," the text asks, "then why fren shaped? Befriend a bear today!" Behind the collage poster and dimly lit is the Bear Pride flag. End ID.]

An excellent addition, and the perfect jumping off point for the rest of the flags I’ve made!

[Image: The Bear Pride flag with paws in Agender, Demiboy, Genderfluid, Genderflux, and Genderqueer pride variants. End ID.]

And as a bonus, here’s a version that anyone who wants to should hopefully be able to use for their own color-in-the-paw-print needs! Or at least I hope the paw-print is clear here...

[bjornkram]

I just wanna say it's been a rough month for me mentally but every night I've been looking at the notes on this post and it's been really nice to see the sheer amount of love and support for ppl like me.

If you've left a tag on this post, I've seen it, and I just want to say thank you it really means a lot to me

🤎🧡💛🤍🩶🖤

[bisexualbaker]

Reblogs that make me look at the notes and damned if I’m not overcome with happiness for all of you now ♥

[eliias-bouchard]

[ID: The bear pride flag, but the bear paw is transparent. /end ID]